Ingredients

• 1 oz coconut rum

• 1 oz vanilla vodka

• ½ oz amaretto

• ½ oz grenadine

• 2 oz pineapple juice

• 1 oz orange juice

• Splash of cream of coconut (optional for extra smoothness)

• Ice cubes

 

Garnish

• Pineapple wedge

• Two maraschino cherries (because one is never enough for a dictator)

• Tiny edible gold crown or gold sugar rim for flair

 

Instructions

1. Fill a shaker halfway with ice.

2. Add coconut rum, vanilla vodka, amaretto, grenadine, pineapple juice, and orange juice.

3. Shake vigorously — like you’re trying to overthrow the status quo.

4. Strain into a tall glass filled with fresh ice.

5. Optional: swirl in a splash of cream of coconut for a velvety finish.

6. Garnish with pineapple, cherries, and that gold crown touch.