Ingredients:

• 1 can pineapple juice

• 1 shot coconut rum

• 1 shot peach schnapps

• Splash of club soda

• Ice

• Optional: a cherry, because it makes it look like you tried

 

Instructions:

Dump everything into a tall glass. Give it a lazy swirl. Drink while staring at your stove with contempt.

 

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Flavor: Tropical, fruity, dangerously smooth — the kind of drink that says “Dinner is whatever I find in the freezer later.”