Going forward, anyone who contacts me with a quick joke or a short funny I will send you back a coupon for 50% off one of my ebooks from Smashwords.

(and send your book choice along with your funny)

Best part! If you leave me a review of that book wherever makes you happy, send me the review links and I will send you another coupon, this time for 75% off!

Leave a review and send me the links for the second book AND your 3rd ebook is FREE!